ATTENTION SIXFEETUNDRTHSTARS READERS.

Information from NehPokCaoCao.
CRIMINALS AT LARGE!

All these criminals have all escaped from our hands.
& there's more to boot from where we left!

Tofu MHD.


Codename : Tofu / Tauhu
Criminal of crimes of all degree. Convicted of rape & molest for over 999999 times before.
Number 1 Psycho Perv. Beware. Aim for his penis.
All the pictures above are th only ones available back then.



Fret not, our source has came up with more peeks of him over th past 2 weeks.

Lá-Labbit (The Rabbit)


Codename: Lá Labbit / The Rabbit.
Featuring. The future Osama Bin Laden. The Next Mas Selamat. Father of Saddam Hussein.
Rabbit. At large. Wanted. Shoot if neccesary. Kill if you need to.
Our source has also notified us of more crimes he did.
It appears to us that, Muthu Curry Chicken, father of th Bombermen is the mastermind of Rabbit.

Muthu Curry Chicken

Codename: Muthu
Curry. Chicken. Muthu.
These 3 words are all that our source has came up with.
But fret not, we have found pictures of him around with other people.
These are what our source was able to find.

AhGáo

Codename : Ahgao (Gao as in Dog in Hokkien?)
Criminal of Alien activities. Teleports to girl's bathroom in Macpherson Ite.
Last seen touching A***e. Beware. He bites.
Also known for touching dogs. Barking arounddddddddddd.

Spag-boi (Aloysious)

Codename : Spag-Boi
Aloysious, Also known as Spagetti Boy.
Convicted of not blogging anymore, leaving his last post,
the Spaggetti post.

Number 1 Hardcore Smoker. Beware. He stares at you,
& screams. & before you know it.
You see spaggetti flying at your direction>
HIGHLY DANGEROUS.

Last & the headman of all.
MARLBORO BOY.
Codename: Corrupt / Collupt
Disguise Grand-Master & The Ladies Man.

Master of Disguise. No one knows his actual name.
Still at large.
1st Stage, (Extreme Right) Innocent with a Moustache to boot.
2nd Stage, (Center) Model of AhLong Pte Ltd. Super Pai Kia.
3rd Stage (Extreme Left) Number 1. Ahbeng Of Singapore.

He's seen with many different girls before.
So it appears that this boy over here, very lolland.

Also, he has many connections..

T.|.M.O.N

Codename: T.|.M.O.N
Nobody knows what T.|.M.O.N actually stands for yet,
But we have pictures of him with our criminals. We believe he is a very important person.
Will not expose anything, yet.

Please help th citizens of SingRepublic find these criminals.
& Rape th hell out of them. Before they rape you.

They are, THEBASTHIRDS.
Check out on them, HERE. <---CLICK!